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New York - During an appearance on NBC's Today
show last week, it's been rumored that Ms. Gifford had
some not so nice things to say about the Pagan
community. We sent our investigators to her area for
more information, and managed the above photo of our
friend cruising up to a neighborhood ice cream truck.
With a pack
of winged monkeys by her side, Ms. Gifford allegedly
lured several poor immigrant children away with promises
of ice cream. Ms. Gifford was last spotted fleeing the
scene in a large step van bearing an Indonesian clothing
factory logo.
When contacted by phone,
our investigators received a stern "no comment."
However, anonymous sources close to Ms. Gifford report
that she "...is envious of pagans who actually know what
the religion is like. She's stuck with this brutal
fetish of dressing up as an Oz character, and she can't
help herself but to lash out. She can't help her
bigotry."
Maybe not, but if
she had allegedly dropped any other religion, race or
creed a bigoted remark, you know it would be all over
the news. |
